So, a bit about me. I'm a 21 year old sarcastic bitch, libertarian, sex positive pansexual feminist, and a huge geek/dork/nerd/whatever and my blog unapologetically reflects all of the above. I struggle with depression and EDNOS, although I like to keep it light. Oh, also, I'm in a long term/ long distance relationship, so if you ask to see my tits, I'll probably just make fun of you (but I do post occasional TTs). Other than that... feel free to message me!

**Starting at 1:26 EST on 10/22/2011, I will no longer tolerate seeing rape jokes or anything implying that it is anything other than horrific on my dash. I will unfollow anyone I see who makes jokes about this pestilence on our society. It is not something to joke about. 1 in 5 women is a victim and, even if you don't know it, I guarantee you know a victim.**

collegehumor:

Bourbon Flavored Toothpaste
For the alcoholics that don’t screw around.

Bourbon Flavored Toothpaste

For the alcoholics that don’t screw around.

11 hours ago

Via collegehumor

# LOL

# alochol

# WTF

# bourbon

# toothpaste

# liquor

# gross

# hygeine

# teeth

imgoingtopunchyouintheovaries:

reasons why you shouldn’t connect your tumblr to your facebook

imgoingtopunchyouintheovaries:

reasons why you shouldn’t connect your tumblr to your facebook

4 months ago

Source

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# omfg

# LOL

# awwwwkward

collegehumor:

Dolphin Blows Ring
If you think that’s impressive, you should watch it play hacky sack.

Dolphin Blows Ring

If you think that’s impressive, you should watch it play hacky sack.

4 months ago

Via collegehumor

# LOL

# dolphins

# rings

# animals

# oceans

Can we start calling people who share our ships Shipmates?

needs-some-mormor:

sekahyyh:

psilentasincjelli:

thetardiswantstoknowwherecasis:

I really want this to become a thing. We’ve already gone nautical with ships and canons/cannons. Lets keep it going!

Plus, I really legitimately want to say “Cuddle me, Shipmate!” to someone.

#i am on board (hehehe) with this

O U

Terminology accepted.

YESSSSSssssssssssssssssssssss……

4 months ago

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# LOL

# YES

# I CONCUR

s-t-r-a-n-g-e-c-h-a-r-m:

Some author out there has been waiting their whole life to write that headline

s-t-r-a-n-g-e-c-h-a-r-m:

Some author out there has been waiting their whole life to write that headline

4 months ago

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# reblogging because of reasons

# i really like this post

# LOL

# there should be a job for these people

# who just like

# make titles

# not the writers

# screw them

# let them focus on writing

# just like

# title makers

# and they would make each and every title misleading and inappropriate yet applicable to the article or issue in discussion

collegehumor:

8 Positions for Sex at Your Parents’ Place [Click to continue reading]

8 Positions for Sex at Your Parents’ Place [Click to continue reading]

5 months ago

Via collegehumor

# LOL

# sex

# collegehumor

# illustration

# bats

# parents

# college

There’s No Time to Explain!

Only enough time to tell you to do a thing, like watching this supercut.

5 months ago

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# LOL

# funny

# supercut

# compilation

# tropes

# movies

# television

# film

# gimmicks

# there's no time to explain

# hurry

# action

# suspense

# danger

# Slacktory

# My Damn Channel

11 Alternatives to Mistletoe [Click to continue viewing]

Because sometimes kissing isn’t enough!

5 months ago

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# LOL

# CHRISTMAS

# HOLIDAYS

# collegehumor

# relationships

# mistletoe

# love

# dating

meme4u:

http://memeblock.com/

http://memeblock.com/

5 months ago

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# LOL

# me

collegehumor:

Ecce Homo Ikea Monkey
Christ shall come again. And he shall be tiny, adorable, and ready for winter.

Ecce Homo Ikea Monkey

Christ shall come again. And he shall be tiny, adorable, and ready for winter.

5 months ago

Via collegehumor

# LOL

# ecce homo

# monkeys

# ikea

# ikea monkey

# animals

# paintings